If you're wondering what Moose is doing at this time, I can tell you what he's NOT doing.....he's not going out because he's afraid to go out and be left out ! He's a bit of a lazy indoor type of fellow ! I then fix the coffee pot. By this time, Marley is waiting at the back door to be let in, he is 3 years old and has yet to figure out that he can scratch at the door or bark and he'll be let in....geez !!! Now I feed the 2 doggies and Joey. By the time they are done, the coffee is ready and I pour myself a cup. Now, Moose is ready to go out so we all (except Joey) trek out to the patio where Moose takes care of business and they run and play. Marley is a "fetching fool" and Moose just kind of hangs out like the lazy dog he loves to be. If this doesn't sound like a big deal....it is ! You try drinking coffee, smoking a cigarette (my bad !), throwing a slimey toy repeatedly, check facebook, catch up on Words with Friends, and checking email at the same time ! An exhausting 15 minutes I tell you !
Sometimes I try to sneak back in by myself to get ready for the day. This inevitably causes even more chaos. It's no secret that my dogs don't like to stay outside if it's too hot, too cold, or raining. Come to think of it, they'd rather be watching Nick Toons. When I do go in alone, I have to tell them "go play" and then they start barking at each other and growling because they are mad at me but I'm high-tailing it in the back door so they have to get uptight with each other ! When they do come in with me, there are different scenarios that may take place. If I'm taking a bath, I have to close the bathroom door. Moose will lay there and when I finally open the door, he rushes in to drink the bath water as it drains....whatever ! After the water has drained, he generally proceeds to get into the tub and lay there while I do hair and makeup. Marley is on the floor again, underfoot.
Once I'm ready to leave the house it's cat and mouse time ! Marley readily goes out to play but Moose insists on being chased around the kitchen table and shoved out the door. Not a pretty site. He then gets on the patio chair (which has no cushions because Marley tore them all up) and looks in the window with the saddest of faces....he'd rather be on the sofa napping and watching cartoons ! I feel like a horrible mother making him stay out sometimes ! I've come to realize that I have made the dreadful mistake of making my dogs believe they are human ! But, I'd do it all again. They offer unconditional love and a sense of security when I'm home alone. What's a little morning chaos when there's so much love and slober around ! Muawwww Moose and Marley !
